Rudai a chuireanns isteach orm...

Fa dtoabh de rudai mar sin, ta ceann de na rudai is mo chuireanns isteach orm na daoine a mhothaionn go gcaithfidh siad gach botun litiuchain a chearteamh i gcibe ait a thugann siad fa deara iad. Is iad siud na daoine a bhionns ar bhior a luaithe is a fheiceann siad botuin gramadacha fius ma ta se in ait nach choir duit bheith a lorg ann.

Pastor - "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mark the passing of a special friend, Rover, who (yadda yadda yadda) and to joyfully mark this event..."
Anal-coinnealach feintruailleoir - "Ahem... I think you meant to say, 'to mark joyfully this event'."
Pastor - "Ehm...Excuse me?"
Anal... let's just say ACF - "No, oh I'm sorry. No, it's just that you split your infinitive..."

Agus rudai a bhfuil dluthbhaint aige leis sin, an cineal meagaire a ta orthu n'uair ata an bua sin bainte amach acu. Direach mar duine gealta a ta tar eis pisseail air fhein agus ata sasta fa dtaobh de.

R.R.